Deliverance

JEBEDIAH FRANKLIN GUTHRIE

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAMN GUTHRIES

COME TOGETHER
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly he got joo partner in crime
joo eyeball, he one holy roller, he got hair down to his knee, g best friend
ot to be a joker, he just do what he please, he wear no shoes good friend
shine, he got toe-jam football, he got monkey finger, he shoot friend
coca-cola, he say "I know you, you know me." one thing I can friend of a friend
tell you is you got to be free come together right now, over me acquaintance
he bag production he got walrus gumboot, he got Ono sidebo secret friend
ard, he one spinal cracker, he got feet down below his knee h new friend
old you in his armchair you can feel his disease, come togethe old friend
r right now, over me. He roller-coaster, he got early warning, he childhood friend
got muddy water, he one mojo filter, he say "one and one and o just met
ne is three" got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see getting closer
come together right now over me. come together right now. never met

I LIKE DIRT
Some come up and some come young live to love and give hate
good tongue sit down get down in the sun rocket to the wom worst enemy
en is on the one I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt. The ea enemy
rth is made of dirty and wood and I'd be water if I could I live rival
in a dream in your stream I live in a dream. Some come up friendly rival
and some come young live to love and give good tongue fight
sit down get down in the sun rocket to the women is the one bicker
I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt. Some come slow and hurt
overload must roll over when you're told, let's unzip and jealous
let's unfold, a letter to the pet better get it to go. I like dirt by morals
I like dirt. I like dirt. Space is made of everything and I'd be by teams
fire that I bring I live in a dream in your spring I live in a dream by association

BAD TOUCH
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought me and you final
do the kinds of stuff that only prince would sing about so put current
your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts yes I'm past good
siskel, yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up, you've past bad
had enough of two hand touch, you want it rough you're out of possible
bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle future
house hashbrowns, comin' quicker than fedex never reach an flirting
apex just like my coca-cola stock you are inclined to make me crushing
rise an hour early just like daylight savings time do it now you love
and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they fleeting glances
do on the discovery channel love the kind you clean up with a wishful thinking
mop and a bucket like the lost catacombs of egypt only god kn secret
ows where we stuck it. Hieroglyphics? let me be pacific I wanna forbidden
be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion find attractive
of your ocean means small craft advisory so if I capsize on your chemistry
thighs hide tide, b5 you sunk my battleship please turn me on I'm sexual tension
mr. coffee with an automatic drip, so show me yours I'll show you physical attraction
mine tool time you'll love it just like lyle and then we'll do it doggy stalker
style so we can both watch x-files obsession

FEEL GOOD INC
City's breaking down on a camel's back. They'll just have to go mother
cause they don't hold back. So all you fill in the streets it's appe father
aling to see you won't get out of the country cos you're bad and sister
free. You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style, a melancho brother
ly town where we never smiel and all I wanna hear is the message housemate
beep my dreams they've got a kiss in because I don't get sleep, no teammate
Windmill, windmill for the land turn forever hand in hand take it all roommate
on your stride it is sinking, falling down love forever love is free, respect
let's turn forever you and me, windmill, windmill for the land is protect
everybody in? laughing gas these hazmats fast cats, lining emotional support
them up a like ass cracks, ladies homies at the track it's my hero
chocolate attack. Shit I'm stepping in the heart of this here teacher
care bear bumping in the heart of this here, watch me as I student
gravitate, yo, we gonna go ghost town, this motown, with yo hero
sound you're in the place you're gonna bite the dust can't mentor
fight with with yo sound you kill the INC so don't stop get something awesome
it get it until you're cheddar header, yo watch the way I navigate other [specify]

TILL I COLLAPSE

_{-made by Shea at renegadebelle. Lyrics are from The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz and Eminiem. Steal and I may have to kill you.-}

EXAMPLE:

JEBEDIAH FRANKLIN GUTHRIE

I go by Jolt and I'm 14
My mutant power is Optic electrical discharge
And I'm on the Avengers team.
RELATIONSHIPS:
be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion [find attractive]
gravitate, yo, we gonna go ghost town, this motown, with yo [hero]
fight with with yo sound you kill the INC so don't stop get [something awesome]

JEB SAYS: "JEB IS THE MOST AWESOMEST GUY A LIVE!! WAY BETTER THAN BOTH JULIO RICHTER AND MANUEL DE LA ROCHA COMBINED!!!"

ANDREA COSETTE MARGUILLES

I go by rubbermaid and I'm 15
My mutant power is super stretchability
And I'm on the alpha team.
RELATIONSHIPS:
shine, he got toe-jam football, he got monkey finger, he shoot friend
ard, he one spinal cracker, he got feet down below his knee h new friend
got muddy water, he one mojo filter, he say "one and one and o just met
ne is three" got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see getting closer
had enough of two hand touch, you want it rough you're out of possible
house hashbrowns, comin' quicker than fedex never reach an flirting
apex just like my coca-cola stock you are inclined to make me crushing [on andrea]
be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion find attractive
of your ocean means small craft advisory so if I capsize on your chemistry
ly town where we never smiel and all I wanna hear is the message housemate
on your stride it is sinking, falling down love forever love is free, respect
let's turn forever you and me, windmill, windmill for the land is protect
everybody in? laughing gas these hazmats fast cats, lining emotional support

REA SAYS: "Oh! Jebediah! he is quite wonderful! Generally not what i would call a prince, but he is rather princely. And to think I first thought him a hedge monster! So silly. non Jeb is not a hedge monster, he is a friend, fellow adventurer and a white knight! Though I do think he is the type to grow up to be a prince, but begin as something else, like Jack of the Beanstalk. I do hope we get to go on more adventures, however! He is so lovely.
"
JEB SAYS: "Andrea is the most amazing girl ah've ever met! She's so pretty and nice and kind and did ah say pretty!? We met infront of the mansion's hedge maze and explored it together. We held hands practically the whole way through, but ah don't know if she was just being nice or if she like liked me or not. Ah really really really like her though and ah hope she feels the same way!"

JOSHUA ANDREW GUTHRIE

I go by icarus and I'm eighteen
My mutant power is flight
And I'm on the new mutants team.
RELATIONSHIPS:
joo eyeball, he one holy roller, he got hair down to his knee, g best friend
free. You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style, a melancho brother
ly town where we never smiel and all I wanna hear is the message housemate
on your stride it is sinking, falling down love forever love is free, respect
let's turn forever you and me, windmill, windmill for the land is protect
everybody in? laughing gas these hazmats fast cats, lining emotional support
fight with with yo sound you kill the INC so don't stop get something awesome

JAY SAYS: ""Well if Ah have ta pick a bro tha' doesn' drive me nuts, then it'd be Jeb. Ok, the guy's a little aggressive an' he starts fights more than he solves them, but he's still ma little bro which means Ah can forgive him for the little things. It worries me a bit tha' he knew abou' Julia, which means he knows more than he should abou' me, but Ah know he ain't the type ta use tha' against me. Still, Ah can go as far as ta say he's the damn best out of the lot of ma brothers, at least Jeb knows when ta stop badgerin' ya abou' things. We'll see, he's a good guy our Jeb, so lay off him people...""

MANUEL TEO DE LA ROCHA

I go by Empath and I'm 17
My mutant power is emotional manipulation and control
And I'm on the Paragons team.
RELATIONSHIPS:
got muddy water, he one mojo filter, he say "one and one and o just met
sit down get down in the sun rocket to the women is the one bicker
overload must roll over when you're told, let's unzip and jealous (of Manny)
ly town where we never smiel and all I wanna hear is the message housemate

Manuel SAYS: "Jeb who? Oh. The youngest of the plentiful Guthries. Frankly? The boy is barely a blip on my radar. The entire family of miscreants and bores are of little concern to me, simply existing and residing, but doing little else to impact my world. Even his second eldest of brothers, Joshua, while intriguing at times is a bore. Jeb does very little to spark my interest, even with his shows of confidence and stubborn streak. The other children can play with him, I have little time nor need for him."

JEB SAYS: "Sure, Manny may be on the same student team as me, but that doesn't mean ah have to like him, right? Andrea, the love of my life, seems to be really fond of him, calling him the perfect prince. He speaks French like Andrea too! AND...he is way more muscular than me. How am ah supposed to compete with that!? Ah guess you could say ah'm jealous, but whatever. Ah just don't like him. Even if he wasn't tryin to steal Andrea away from me, he is cocky and ah just don't like him. So there!" *sticks out tongue*"

MELODY GRACE GUTHRIE

I go by Aero and I'm 15
My mutant power is flight
And I'm on the avengers team.
ot to be a joker, he just do what he please, he wear no shoes good friend
r right now, over me. He roller-coaster, he got early warning, he childhood friend
and some come young live to love and give good tongue fight
sit down get down in the sun rocket to the women is the one bicker
I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt I like dirt. Some come slow and hurt
aling to see you won't get out of the country cos you're bad and sister
ly town where we never smiel and all I wanna hear is the message housemate
beep my dreams they've got a kiss in because I don't get sleep, no teammate
on your stride it is sinking, falling down love forever love is free, respect
let's turn forever you and me, windmill, windmill for the land is protect
everybody in? laughing gas these hazmats fast cats, lining emotional support

MEL SAYS: "Shit Jeb gets in my hair! Drives me mad, he's been doing it since we could fucking walk. But whatever. He's my brother so I'm stuck with him, like it or not. And I do like it. Most days. Other days, he needs to get the fuck out, but so does everyone else. Anyway, he keeps messing with my stuff and he's gonna get a beating. I don't care what Sam says, he can't keep doing that shit! My entire family is fucking insane, I swear to god I'm not related to them. Anyway, I'm gonna take care of Jeb. I may drink and smoke, but I'll watch it in front of him. I gotta be a role model every once in a while, right? And I'm hardly role model material otherwise. Kid looks up to me. I think. I hope he doesn't, 'cause like I said, I'm no role model. But anyone messes with him, and they're gonna hear from me. At the end of the day, he may be a fucking pain in my ass, but he's still my brother."
JEB SAYS: Mel, Mel, Mel... She's awesome! She's a total troublemaker an' ah hate how she wears way too much make-up (cuz she's plenty pretty without it), but ah still love her! Why? Cuz she's my big sister. She's real fun to be around and... ah love playing pranks on her! And... she's like, the PERFECT scapegoat. People expect her to do bad things, so ah just blame everything on her, an' ah usually get away with it, too. Ah knows it's not very nice, but it's what brothers do. An' no matter what goes on between us, we always make up eventually and act like nothing ever happened after that. We fight a lot, but that doesn't mean we ain't close. Out of the whole family, she's closest to my age, just one year older than me! An' ah feel more connected to her over everyone else. Ah care about her a lot and don't wanna see her get hurt. Anyone messes with Mel, ah'll fry 'em. Promise.

ROBERTO DA COSTA

I go by sunspot and I'm 16
My mutant power is solar energy manipulation
And I'm on the avengers team.
RELATIONSHIPS:
ard, he one spinal cracker, he got feet down below his knee h new friend
got muddy water, he one mojo filter, he say "one and one and o just met
beep my dreams they've got a kiss in because I don't get sleep, no teammate

ROBBY SAYS: "Jeb Guthrie seems like a pretty cool kid. I mean he doesn't seem like a fuckin' downer like his older brother and... well thankfully he ain't authority like his older older brother. But he seems like a pretty chill kid, and he's my teammate. And I mean I usually wouldn't care, but the kid's got some nuts on him, I can tell that just by talking to him sometimes. I mean he's a nice boy, but if ya ask me there's something badass down inside him, so I'm kinda lookin' forward to seeing it. Either way for the time being I've got the kid's back.."