good cop, bad cop routine, who the fuck are your admins?
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GOODcop
Group: Administration
Posts: 228
Joined: 26-March 09
Member No.: 3
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prepare for trouble... make it double...(goodcop ••• jessie)
•Jessie lives in Minnesota. But spends most of her time in New York.
•Jessie will protect the world from devistation
•Jessie is a major in drama
•Jessie is the good cop, except on Thursdays.
•Jessie was literally draged to X2 and then thanks to insomnia wound up staying late watching TV, found X-Men Evolution and fell in love
•Jessie has bleached the front of her hair white.
•Jessie coined the phrase Scott Summers Does Not Approve.
•Jessie has a cat named Puppy.
•Jessie wants to be Audrey Hepburn when she grows up
•Jessie liked vampires before Twilight
•Jessie is convinced Charles Dickens stole her personality and then Stan Lee did the same thing again.
•Jessie is great at baking.
•Jessie can wear a top hat.
•Jessie is addicted to her blackberry.
•Jessie has a pair of fuzzy red handcuffs next to her bed.
•Jessie looks great in yellow spandex
•Jessie found Narnia in a closet.
• Jessie has died a few times.
•Jessie has the power of awesome. She's also psychic.
•Jessie will denounce the evils of truth and love
•Jessie will answer to anything, including Shessie, Sookie, Shea, and her character names.
•Jessie has drunkdialed James.
(badcop ••• james)
•James lives in Florida.
•James will unite all people within the nation
•James goes to college in Florida.
•James is pretty fucking foxy.
•James believes in Harvey Dent
•James may or may not still believe in the tooth fairy
•James brought sexy back.
•James looks best when he's not wearing any clothes
•James has a horrible singing voice
•James cannot walk in 5 inch heels.
•James likes ice cold piragua.
•James drinks his tea with a shot of gin.
•James is prone to bursting into song
•James remembers the Alamo
•James wrote the bible
•James stole fizzy lifting drinks.
•Scott Summers approves of James.
•James is a rebel without a cause
•James wants you to tell him what you'd do with 96 Gs, I mean, if it's just between you and me.
•James wants you to tell him something you don't know.
•James will extend his reach to the stars above.
•James has had to deal with Jessie's dunkdials.
(dynamic duo ••• jessie&james)
•This was all James' fault. Jessie just got swept up in it.
•Jessie and James blast off at the speed of light.
•Jessie and James make beautiful babies. Or they would.
•Jessie and James are the good cop and bad cop.
•They switch every Thursday.
•Jessie and James have torrid love affairs every Thursday.
•This is were the handcuffs come in handy.
•Jessie and James are your admins.
•Jessie and James can turn invisible. But only when touching.
•By their powers combined, he is Captain Planet.
•You better listen to Jessie and James.
•Jessie and James are probably the nicest people around.
•Jessie and James have a fear of Gabriel Summers.
•Jessie and James think you should surrender now or prepare to fight.
•You can worship them as you please. They won't complain.
meowth, that's right!
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